darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this

awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this

Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

tootricky:

Chibi the conure relaxes and enjoys scritches (source)

Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.
Charlie Chaplin in a letter to his daughter, Geraldine  (via accidentul)

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist