Never expect someone to respect your feelings because you respected theirs. Never expect someone not to hurt you because you would never hurt them.
(via vanillaa-sunshine)

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

witchyroses:

The please leave one is my laptop background

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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dropthatburrito:

halleydoedog:

imactuallystraight:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

OH MY FUCK I NEVER THOUGJE I COULE LAUGH SO FUCKINGN HARX AT A VIDEO I HAVE TEArs OHMFUCK

Just watched this after reblogging it & it’s honestly my favorite omg

juanixiobby xbadbrainx